Liz Sullivan is our Random House/Double Day rep, and we were lucky enough to have her join us for Chuck’s Damned Night. Liz also writes a blog about her Adventures in Book Land with another friend who also works in the publishing industry. I enjoy reading their unique perspectives, and Gianna and Liz are also funny! Inspired by Liz’s ambition to read every Chuck book before the event, Gianna is now inspired to read every Danielle Steele book. At last count, I think that’s about 178 books! Read about their Adventures in Book Land here.

Liz kindly allowed us to republish her blog. Here’s what she had to say about meeting Chuck Palahniuk and the whole Damned Day and Night. -Lisa

After reading ten Chuck Palahniuk books in under three weeks, on Thursday the actual Damned event d-day arrived. I picked up Chuck and his publicist Todd at 8:45 Thursday morning and we joined Lemuria’s blog goddess Lisa and my boss Valerie at the Eudora Welty House for a 9 o’clock tour.

Lisa, Liz, Valerie, Chuck, Todd, and Eudora's niece Mary Alice

Welty house expert Karen Redhead and Eudora’s niece Mary Alice White met us there and we received the VIP treatment. If you’re going to Jackson, the Welty House should be on your agenda. It’s close to my version of paradise; books are everywhere, the house is a quaint style with great windows and architectural lines, and there was even a cat out front. The gardens are lovely too, but I’m sure that I’d just manage to kill the plants. It didn’t even have a shower; just a bath. You should know by now that I love my soaks. Also, Eudora’s literary awards are under glass so you can’t lift her Pulitzer. Sorry.

Chuck in Eudora's garden

Chuck seemed to really enjoy the tour. He likes to view other writer’s homes and writing spaces because it helps him connect to their writing. He spent extra time in the gardens. The Welty house was an excellent way to begin the day, a bit of quiet that would progressively amp up until the climax that night.

Helloooooooo Nurse!

From Eudora’s place we drove to Lemuria Bookstore. Chuck was treated like a celebrity upon entering the store. How did this event happen? Zita, one of the Lemuria booksellers, is the biggest Chuck Palahniuk fan I’ve ever met. The first time I met her several years ago, she was reserved until I mentioned that there was a new Chuck book on the list I was selling, and she animated like Wakko Warner spotting Hello Nurse (yes, that’s an Animaniacs reference. I love the Animaniacs.) When I sold Damned in the spring, John Evans, the buyer and store owner, mentioned that they’d never hosted Chuck. Joe, the store events guy, added Chuck to their events requests and I talked to Todd, Chuck’s publicist. John and Joe talked up a Chuck event at BEA (Book Expo America), too. Todd thought it was a good opportunity and we set a date. And then the Lemuria staff went to work.

Chuck books everywhere you look at Lemuria...including the Penguin Classics spinner. Sweet.

Back to Zita. She is a Chuck Palahniuk super-fan. Her love of Chuck spread among the staff and when I next visited Lemuria to sell the spring list, it seemed like everyone there was reading and talking about Chuck. They were talking about Madison, the protagonist for Damned, and they were talking about his older books. We started talking about event ideas, and about making Damned one of the Lemuria first editions club picks. When Chuck walked into Lemuria on Thursday, the hug Zita and Chuck shared was one of the best moments I’ve witnessed in Book Land. It was perfect.

Damned print made for the big event

One would have to have been blind to set foot in Lemuria and not to know about the Damned event (and why would a blind person spend a lot of time in a bookstore?). Chuck books, Damned posters and bookmarks, Damned t-shirts–there was Damned stuff EVERYWHERE. They featured a display of Chuck’s favorite books and authors, you know, for some variety. I take some secret joy in knowing that other publishers’ reps have been walking into Lemuria to sell books and they’ve been staring at Chuck (and therefore Random House) endorsements for hours. Yes, I am that competitive.

High School fan.

While at Lemuria, Zita acted as store hostess and helped Chuck sign books and meet-and-greet a class of high school students. One kid wore a buffalo hat. Yeah, he’s definitely read a Chuck book or two in the past.

After making memories with some high schoolers (get your minds out of the gutter, pervs!), Chuck returned to the hotel, and Valerie, Todd, and I ate lunch and drove to Hal and Mal’s, the venue for the evening event. Hal and Mal’s is an old warehouse that’s been converted into a restaurant and entertainment venue. The space is huge, and almost all of it was dominated by the Chuck preparations. Hal and Mal are Zita’s uncle and father, and apparently she’d basically lived at the place for the last week decorating for the event. The effort was obvious. In addition to the book reading, Lemuria coordinated with other local businesses to make the night a huge JX RX (Jackson Rocks) event in support of local businesses. From Hal and Mal’s to Cathead Vodka, to local artists, to the Parlor Market restaurant, to bands, the community bonded over the event and helped spread the word.

Art Show Devil--very cool.

In one room at Hal and Mal’s, an art show inspired by Damned covered the walls. Devils and images of hell and violence covered the walls. If I’d had $1,500 to spare, I would have purchased one of the pieces. They were all very cool, and the art show was a great idea as a passive way to entertain people (and hopefully sell some local art) before the show started.

Stale popcorn ball.

And then there was the room where Chuck would be speaking. It’s HUGE. And every part of it was decorated like the hell from Damned, no detail overlooked. In Chuck’s hell, stale popcorn balls and candy are the only foods, and Zita made popcorn balls and hung them from the ceiling. In hell, The English Patient movie plays round-the-clock. Done. Light bulbs were switched for red lights. Staffers and fans dressed in costumes. While Chuck was still in the hotel giving phone interviews, Valerie and I took pictures of the empty space and ate a quick dinner in the restaurant at Hal and Mal’s, and by the time we left to pick up Chuck and Todd from the hotel, the crowd was already building, two hours before the main event and over an hour before the doors opened.

Packed house in hell.

When we drove back to Hal and Mal’s with the author and publicist in tow, we couldn’t even find a parking space. PACKED house. Chuck and Todd went inside to set up while Valerie and I parked, and then we joined them backstage, where Todd was blowing up an inflatable skeleton and Chuck was inflating a brain. Chuck likes to play games with his crowds. I peeked around the curtain and indeed what I saw was my version of hell–hundreds of drinking, rowdy people anxiously crowding a stage to see their literary hero and have a good time. (I don’t like crowds). John, the owner of Lemuria, introduced Zita, and then Zita introduced Chuck.

Chuck on stage with an inflated brain.

Chuck Palahniuk the performer is the consummate crowd manipulator. It’s fascinating to watch him push them into a raucous frenzy and then instantly calm them with an insight into humanity. He told a graphic and disgustingly hilarious story about being a candystriper as a 13 year-old Catholic going through confirmation classes, and the lesson learned was both appropriate…and dirty (I’m not going to give it away since Chuck may be using the story at all of his events). Then he threw out hundreds of inflatable brains to the crowd in a game and generated the hysteria…only to settle the crowd once more as he read an original story written for the tour. Chuck spoke for over an hour, never letting up. People pay $60+ for tickets to hear A-List comedians, yet Chuck’s performance is so much more than that, and longer, and for the Jackson crowd on Thursday night, free.

Chuck with Madison from Damned, aka Maggie.

So what’s Chuck Palahniuk like in real life? He’s quiet and unassuming and highly intelligent. He has a wicked sense of humor and a great appreciation for absurdity, but he’s also sensitive to feelings and kind. He’s a generous donor for charities including animal no-kill shelters (he’s recently donated the coffee table from the movie Fight Club to auction as a fundraiser for The Pixie Project) and he’s a champion of other authors and their books. I talked to him about the animal sex capitol of the world and a zombie convention while we were driving from Eudora Welty’s house to Lemuria, but it was a totally normal conversation. No, really, it was. He reminded me of some of my most hilarious friends, the kind of guy you want to ask to dinner and the kind of guy who can tell a good fart story over dessert in the hotel after a huge event and long day.

Thank you to the Lemuria staff, the Jackson local businesses, Random House, and Chuck Palahniuk for making the Damned book night possible. I’m glad that I was able to participate. It was a great night to be a part of Book Land.

Chuck and Zita

At the end of the interview, Chuck Palahniuk asked if we’d mind if he plugged something he cares a lot about–animal rescue. All over the country animal shelters have had  to deal with more and more animals being abandoned due to financial hardship.

Lemurians have a long history of working with animal shelters in the area, namely Pat who has worked at Lemuria for over 18 years. When she’s not at Lemuria, she’s helping the City of Jackson Animal Shelter. It seemed natural for us to devote a separate blog post to the cause.

Here’s what Chuck has to say:

I’d like to plug a topic that lies very close to my cold, dead raisin of a heart.

In 1998, during the filming of “Fight Club” I teased the director David Fincher about the fact that he couldn’t use actual Ikea furniture in his film. Due to copyright liability, 20th Century Fox had to hire artists to make very expensive, slightly differing copies of the furniture in question. This included a hand-made, two-thousand-dollar version of the “Yin Yang” coffee table which sold at Ikea for, like, sixteen dollars. Actually, the artist had to make three: One was exploded, one was partially burned and is visible in the post-fire wreckage of the narrator’s condo, but the third is the table clearly visible in the long panning shot that’s designed to suggest a catalogue page. It’s this third, pristine, table that Fincher sent me as a joke. It has sat in my office for a decade, and this fall it will be auctioned for charity.

Amy Hempel

As the economy falters, record numbers of dogs and cats are being abandoned. My only hero, the glorious writer and person Amy Hempel, has written an astounding essay on the situation and on her volunteer work to rescue animals. Please watch for Amy’s essay, “A Full-Service Shelter”, in the next issue of Electric Literature, but be warned: It will hurt to read.

Although I adore my stupid hand-made table, all the money raised by its sale will go to a no-kill shelter called “The Pixie Project.” Edward Norton is also donating auction items related to the “Fight Club” film, and our hope is that these animals, as Marla Singer would say, “… once loved intensely, and now dumped at the side of the road…” will find lives and futures to share in new homes.

For more information, please check out the Pixie Project at www.pixieproject.org

I’ll shut up now.

-Chuck Palahniuk

Join us at Hal & Mal’s tonight. Get the details & times here.

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We took Chuck Palahniuk to the Eudora Welty House this morning. See you at Hal & Mal's tonight!

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Craig Noone, you shared your drive and your mission for Jackson. Your spirit touched us all, young and old, with a relentless drive. Your overwhelming creativity inspired us to put out more effort. With great loss and deep sadness, I hope your spirit continues to drive Jackson onward as we pick up your banner for Jackson. God speed and peace be with you.

With our collaborative effort–including Hal & Mal’s, Fischer Galleries, Cathead Vodka, Parlor Market, and The Flying Chair–we are thrilled to offer a unique and unconventional evening on Thursday with Chuck Palahniuk. In this spirit, we acknowledge Craig’s strength and his positive impact on the city of Jackson.

Parlor Market re-opens tonight at 5:30 and our thoughts are with all of the family and PM gang. Keep It Cookin’!