welcome to amy sedaris’ wonderful world of crafting. this book is beyond amazing. there is no way someone else could even attempt to combine this much humor with this much creativity…can’t be done.
i’m not gonna give out any freebie step by steps here because everyone and their mother needs to own a copy of this piece of work but i am going to share a few crafting projects and tips from amy that just bedazzle me.
“Crafting will be an enjoyable and fulfilling activity as long as you take precautions to assure safety, and you accept that you, as well as many of the crafters nearest and dearest to you, are statistically destined to be hurt real bad.”
MOST COMMON CRAFTING ACCIDENTS
1. Sawdust fires
2. Pinecone lodged in throat
3. Decoupage fatigue blackout
4. Dried flower fungal infections
5. Seen sensitivity
6. Hanged from a yarn noose
7. Feather asphyxia
stretching before and after crafting is crucial
MOST POPULAR CRAFTS
1. Tuna Can Lid Baby’s Sleep Chime
2. Mr. Wiggly Worm
3. Macrame Pinch Pots
4. Crab Claw Roach Clip
5. Toiler Paper Roll Pirate
6. Seaweed Lampshade
7. Googly-eyed Clamshells
now let’s start crafting!
by Zita
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