Walk with me for a moment, won’t you?
Up the stairs we go…
Follow me across the parking lot…
What’s that on the ground over there?
Ah, of course. A wok and a salad spinner. On the pavement. Outside our freight door.
Are you missing a wok and a salad spinner? These two items appeared a couple weeks ago. They seemed rather sad sitting out in the parking lot, but we left them out there, thinking that surely their owner would soon notice their absence, and would want to swing back and pick them up with the minimum of embarrassment.
Unfortunately, it seems that the absent-minded owner hasn’t missed them at all so far — or, at least, cannot recall in what parking lot the wok and salad spinner were left behind. If you recognize these items, please alert the appropriate person. It’d be a shame to wait until the owner had a craving for stir fry to re-unite him or her with the missing kitchenry.
Rejected Titles:
Wok This Way
Wok Don’t Run
A Wok in the Sun
The Drunkard’s Wok
A Good Wok Spoiled
Salad Days (it’s really hard to come up with a good salad spinner joke)
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